Q: Dr.Science, What is a Roof Zombie?
A: A zombie. On a roof. Roof Zombie.
I have decided to give a name to all of those zombies who decide to spawn on roofs. We see them in Dying Light quite a lot. Maybe not as much as we want to, but hey! Who doesn't love kicking zombies off of a 4 story building? No one knows how they got there, or cares really. But they are a very fascinating creature, with their hunched back, and frozen state, and bird poop covered bodies. If these zombies had a profile on a nature site this is how it would go:
Species Name: Roof Zombie
Scientific Name: Roofus Zombalus
Natural Habitat: Abandoned-Quarantined City Roofs
Prey (food): Slow survivors who decide to run across the same roof one zombie is on. Even though there are other, more safe roofs to run on.
General IQ: Intelligence compared to or thought to be similar to a rock.
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